#WasteHisTime2016

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If you have WiFi in that rock you’ve been living under for the last few weeks, you’ve probably seen this hashtag trending on Twitter: #WasteHisTime2016. Basically girls (and probably guys because, equality) are tweeting ways that they waste guys’ time. Hopefully they don’t do this on a regular basis — because that’s mean. To hop on the bandwagon, we at 4E have come up with some of our own ways to waste someone’s time:

Make my brother into a diehard Georgetown Basketball fan. #WasteHisTime2016

Tell a drunken hookup to take the elevator to the fifth floor of Copley (when you live somewhere else). #WasteHisTime2016

Take someone on a first date to Leo’s. #WasteHisTime2016

Crack jokes about the preppy guy style that’s ubiquitous on Georgetown’s campus. #WasteHisTime2016

Debate Jack DeGioia on his hover board ban. #WasteHisTime2016

Train Jack the Bulldog to hover board across the Verizon Center. #WasteHisTime2016

Keep talented freshman center Jessie Govan on the bench. #WasteHisTime2016

Make a friend listen to how busy you are all the time because evidently no one else is ever busy. Ever. It’s just you. #WasteHisTime2016

Email your study buddy: “Want to trade study guides?” Then, don’t return the favor. #WasteHisTime2016

Ask your professor to explain something that he literally just explained. #WasteHisTime2016

Ask a question in the last 0.005 seconds of class so everyone has to stay. #WasteHisTime2016

Repeatedly ask your dog “Who’s a good boy?” but never tell him the answer. #WasteHisTime2016

Take your visiting long distance boyfriend to Piano Bar. #WasteHisTime2016

Take a visiting friend who’s in a frat at a state school to a Georgetown Party. #WasteHisTime2016

Brag to your bros back home — who all go to football schools — about how cool Georgetown Day is. #WasteHisTime2016

Make him watch Season 4 of Arrested Development (sorry). #WasteHisTime2016

 

Twitter is fun but tormenting people is terrible. Be careful!

Photos: telegraph.co.uk

Sara Carioscia

Sara Carioscia

Sara is a senior majoring in Classics and Biology. Right now she's probably eating ice cream, competing in a triathlon or annoying her roommates. Her favorite foods are Pho and M&Ms. One time she made Jason Bateman laugh.
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