Love to laugh? Like to love? This year we are giving away FIVE pairs of tickets to a hot comedy show on Valentine’s Day so you and your special someone (and maybe your third wheel) can have a steamy, romantic evening watching each other laugh so hard you choke on your sparkling apple cider.
The tickets are for a Feb. 14 show that will be held at The Arc Theater and features D.C. comedians Nema Williams and Ed Blaze alongside special guest HOPE FLOOD. Oh, did we mention that we’re giving away these tickets FOR FREE?
All you have to do to win is tweet the sauciest pickup lines possible to @thehoya4E. (Keep ’em clean, though.) The 4E staff will then try them out on unsuspecting bachelors/bachelorettes to determine our favorites, and then we’ll announce our contest winners who will be off to a night of laughter, footsies and projectile soup. Don’t forget your bib!
To get your wheels spinning, we’ve provided two of our favorite pickup lines for inspiration. May the love be ever in your favor:
1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. Do you like pepperoni? Cause I want a pizza dat.
See? This is why you guys get to make up the pickup lines and we’re the ones giving you free comedy show tickets. Get those creative Cupid juices flowing, kids.