We’re baaaaack. You’ve missed us. We’ve missed you. At long last, the 4E drought is over. Seeing as it’s been so long since last we met, let’s make up for lost time. Here are five of the stories we missed while we were gone.
1. There was unrest in the kingdom.
Two weeks ago, leaked elevator footage of American royalty, Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and the royal-by-association Solange proved that celebrities are just like us. Some of us are lovers, some are fighters and some do absolutely nothing at all. In this case, I’m referring to Jay-Z, Solange and Beyoncé, respectively. Below, the brawl is re-enacted in gif form.
2. We work out.
Washington D.C. was just ranked as the fittest city in the country. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that it’s definitely because Georgetown keeps its Sweetgreen and Lululemon game strong.
3. Barack Obama went for a casual walk in D.C., and people freaked out.
This video below pretty much says it all:
4. We can finally enjoy the view.
The Washington Monument is finally reopened. Your Instagram followers will be overjoyed. Watch the action unfold:
5. Finally, rapper 50 Cent “successfully” threw the first pitch at a New York Mets game.
Don’t worry — now that we’re back, we’ll be here all summer to keep you up to date on everything happening in Georgetown, D.C. and pop culture. Stay tuned!