In case you live under a rock (or maybe just gave up Snapchat for a short while), tonight, Leonardo DiCaprio dined at famed Georgetown “You-Will-Only-Go-Here-With-Your-Parents” eatery, 1789. Naturally, a crowd of one hundred hopeful Hoyas scrambled from their indented Lau chairs (thanks, midterms) to catch a glimpse of the Oscar
winning nominated actor with just a bit of chocolate tart crumb on his cheek.
Here’s what your fellow Hoyas were saying at the scene.
“This is worse than waiting for my SAT scores.”
“I bet he’s eating with Bradley Cooper and DeGioia.”
“It’s midterm week. Leo, this is inconsiderate.”
“1789 isn’t even that great… like not even top five meals of my life.”
“Do you think GUPD will be called for back up?”
*Clarification: By 8:59 PM, in a turn of events no one saw coming, GUPD was, in fact, called for back up.
“Someone’s totally getting fired for this.”
“If it’s between a hoe and me seeing Leo, hoe is getting stomped.”
And when it was all over and 1789 security asked the onlookers to leave, this final plea was uttered:
“Swear to me, swear on Martin Scorcese, SWEAR ON ~TITANIC~ THAT HE’S GONE.”
The sad truth was, Leo had exited through a side door, and had been spotted by just a few saavy students. 4E is here to bring you the exclusive pics below:
Be back soon, Leo! And best of luck at the Oscars!
Photos/Gifs: giphy.com, Facebook/Chris Kelly & Parker Little, popsugar-assets.com
Disclaimer: This is NOT the "Alessandra Puccio" who wrote in the 2017 GAAP Group. That "Alessandra Puccio" does not exist.