My fellow ‘analrapists’:
Only one month and twenty-two days separate us from the brand new season of Arrested Development being released on Netflix.
Here’s some advice on how you should prepare yourself:
First, GET EXCITED
And make sure to get a lot of rest
Be sure to do all of your homework beforehand so you can watch every episode in one sitting. Maybe getting a tutor will help.
Make sure you’re showered and dressed in appropriate attire
Make some cornballs! Popcorn is overrated and much too safe.
Or if you’re not ambitious enough for the Cornballer, maybe just a banger in the mouth…er sausage in the mouth…I mean, just a sausage.
Patrol the halls outside your room to make sure nobody will hear you laughing at the top of your lungs.
Set up a computer, put it to full screen and remember:
And it’s okay to get emotional while you’re watching:
And if people tell you you’re getting too excited about this, just say