He’s Just Not That Into You: Hoya Edition

Banner - HeartbreakSix short years ago, a less-than-mediocre romantic comedy appeared on the big screen and broke our hearts. Ken Kwapis’ “He’s Just Not That Into You” revealed a sad truth to a slew of  hopeless romantics. That special someone isn’t shy; he’s just not that into you. To help you avoid heartbreak this Valentines Day, 4E is pointing out the five tell-tale signs that your fellow Hoya is just not that into you:

  1. He’s more concerned with getting his Vineyard Vines shirt in the picture than your face.

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2. He tells you he’s spending his Saturday night in Lau.

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3. He tells you the rooftop of Village A is only you two’s “special spot.”

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4. He only buys you Natural Light, since you’re not worth the $9.99 Burnett’s splurge.

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5. He values his position in The Corp more than your feelings.

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If any or all of these apply to you, there’s still time. Get out there and find a boo who appreciates you.

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Molly Hamilton

Molly Hamilton

Molly is a sophomore in the NHS studying nursing. Her interests include doughnuts and trashy reality television. She has a precautionary bad girls club audition tape in production in the event that school does not work out.
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