If you’re in the market for some clock hands (here’s looking at you, Healy Clock Tower), they’re now available for barter over on College Craig. In a listing that went up earlier this afternoon, we found another clue in the Mystery of the Missing Clock Hands. The culprits, going by the aliases of Reaper, Goliath and Juliet posted this poem:
Our friend runs but cannot walk, at times sings but never talks,
He looks down on us all from a tower so tall.
And as graduation comes closer you’ll all want to recall
that time when you did the most daring act of all.
We’ll give you a “hand” if you’re willing to trade
for a campus celebrity who has recently made
quite the build up for just a little pup.
We have your key to make Hoya history
And since we’re not much for publicity
we’ll give it back in double, but don’t want any more trouble.
The semester is getting late so stand down
bring us the dog and wait wait wait”
Reaper, Goliath, and Juliet
So Georgetown, looks like we’re faced with a pressing question – is the trade of Jack Junior for the Healy clock hands a fair one?
Photos: Flickr and Georgetown University